barceloooooona! (the race)

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 05/12/2019 at 08:45 • Filed to: None

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hey check it out my beer has racetracks awesome! it is however still heineken...not so awesome

anyhoo...unless the mercs take eachother out i dont think anyone else will be able to beat them...sucks... still anything could happen

and tbh im loving bottas 2.0 no way him and hammy are going to get through the season without hitting eachother if they stay this close in the fight

welp heres to hoping ferrari and rbr can pull some magic out of their arses and make this a 3 way fight again

time to race :) (well in about 25 minutes)

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:02

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Haas ftw!

:P

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour 05/12/2019 at 09:05

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whoopwhoop!

:P

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:07

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Ready for a Merc 1-2

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:07

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Slightly hungover..lets do this. I think we are going to see a safety car and a Williams in the points. Ok, at least a safety car. 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:10

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I just woke up. Thankfully I have a noice and fast  SSD :)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > BeaterGT 05/12/2019 at 09:13

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williams in the points? Send me what you were drinking last night

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:13

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I have a lotta expectations from turn 3 :D

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:22

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vettel gambled and lost on that start

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 09:25

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yep

not looking hopefull for an exciting race so far... but who knows...

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:25

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HAM grabs P1 in the first corner of the first lap, ~2s intervals between P1 - P4. Most interesting battle today might be VET vs. LEC.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:27

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are we gonna see another Ferrari swap that yields zero long term results?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:27

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I get the feeling things are going to settle down like this for a while... on lap 9 and most cars have pretty big gaps between them. Counting on the Ferrari duo for a good battle.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:28

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Ferrari being Ferrari again 

DipodomysDeserti > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:29

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Wrong beer

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 09:29

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huh..... did leclerc just get team ordered past vettel?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:31

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vettel is slow

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 09:32

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looks like 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/12/2019 at 09:32

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yup

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > DipodomysDeserti 05/12/2019 at 09:33

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ooo san miguel is nice

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:34

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Why do they have to be so stupid.....

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 09:35

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I fear the long term result was determined by waiting too long to do the swap.

Charles is quickly building a gap between him and Vettel but he’s losing ground to P1 and just barely keeping Verstappen in check at about a 5s gap. 

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 09:36

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As of Lap 16 it’s hard to imagine it turning out any other way.

Heck, it was hard to imagine a different result after the 3rd corner.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/12/2019 at 09:38

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its tradition...

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:39

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How are the Mercedes pulling away so much now? You can  watch the gaps increase like a second hand!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:40

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outside of Merc’s cars exploding...feel like this race is over

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 09:41

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yep... gonna need a safety car me thinks

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Poor_Sh 05/12/2019 at 09:41

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Ze Germans are efficient 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Poor_Sh 05/12/2019 at 09:42

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yeah that car is so much faster than anything else it aint even funny

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:47

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Nice move by Kyvat. Not Albon as Sky keeps screaming lol

BeaterGT > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 09:48

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They really do use less fuel than the others too

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:50

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Leclerc was around 5s behind VER before their pit stops... it’s now... 11s? wtf?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 09:50

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Ferrari decided to give them a bit more help by slowing down their pit stops.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/12/2019 at 09:52

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shitty stop

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 09:53

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I guess VER is on a two-stopper and LEC is gonna run the hards until the end... could be interesting later on.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/12/2019 at 10:02

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looks like... hope vettel doesnt vettel everything up tho

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:02

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amazing how one of the best funded F1 teams can look so amateur 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:09

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welp... i think someone should crash now

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:09

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I wanna lockup Ferraris strategists and throw away  the key

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:16

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ooooo safety car

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:16

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ah shit... bottas had terrible luck with that crash during his pitstop

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 10:18

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:) welp at least now the last few laps should be entertaining

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/12/2019 at 10:18

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i wanna kick em in the nads first

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 10:19

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time for a sprint race

BeaterGT > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 10:23

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One prediction down... Russell running a strong 17th...

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:24

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And Lewis had the gap in hand even with a safety car. 

promoted by the color red > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:30

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A pretty awful race so far. Thank god for that safety car. 

promoted by the color red > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:31

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Ferrari: Screws up first pitstops for both cars

Toro Rosso: “ Hold my Red Bull”

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:31

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even with a restart..Merc’s clear

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 10:35

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Holy crap Hamilton's 2 fastest laps in a row by a significant margin. That's quite the restart

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > promoted by the color red 05/12/2019 at 10:38

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lol

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2019 at 10:38

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yep.... hammys flying

also i think the haases are gonna take eachother out

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Poor_Sh 05/12/2019 at 10:39

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its ridonkulous....guess its hammer time

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 11:02

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My favourite part was the leftover gyros I heated up and ate for breakfast.

I am a Hamilton fan, I am a Mercedes fan, but above all, I am a racing fan. For the love of god, a team needs to step up to the challenge and start racing Mercedes.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/12/2019 at 11:03

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im on board with all of that... this dominance has got to go

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/12/2019 at 16:24

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I was really hoping this era would bring something different with Hamilton at Mercedes and Vettel at Ferrari (something akin to the Hakkinen/Schumacher days) but it’s more like 2002/2004 turned up to 11, except it’s obviously not Ferrari doing the winning anymore.

I’m sure another team would kill for the historic bonus payment that Ferrari gets because they sure as fuck aren’t putting it to good use.